cupcakesIf there’s one thing that annoys me more than anything else, it’s twee lasses. I like baking because I like to stuff my face with cake, but you won’t see me doing it in a polka dot pinny and victory rolls, before serving it up on cutesy floral plates at a WI meeting. I have absolutely no need to look and behave like a 1950’s housewife, learning macramé and giggling and generally being a massive, massive twat. Alright, I know how to use a sewing machine, and I even made my dog a Christmas outfit. But that was because animals look hilarious in clothes, and I’m poor so it was cheaper to make one myself. However, I’m not going to be buying in to the ditsy floral epidemic that has become dominant in lifestyle porn for girls. Everywhere you look there’s some tosspot with a beehive and a nice cardi, making some homemade…

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